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Saturday, September 16, 2006 11:28 PM

Well, I just got back from our jam session and it went great. We played till we sweat! Haha. The studio was rather crowded just now. We were afraid there might not even be any room available left. However, we got lucky. A band just left when we got there, so yeah, we managed to book the studio.

I think the new song we played just now was awesome. I mean, there were guys outside who were on the way out, they stopped on their tracks and watched us play. Then the guy asked his friend to come over and they were like, nodding their heads. Haha! It was great to see people actually liked the music we made.

Oh, I also managed to get videos of our last performance. The sound quality and all is REALLY good. I was actually impressed by the way we played. Haha. I'll post the video once I can upload it on YouTube. The upload seem to be causing trouble every time.

Holidays are fun cos you can slack around and not have any care in the world. So I surfed around MySpace to pass the time and I managed to find new songs that are nice. Currently, I'm liking Philipino indie songs. Check out Rivermaya and Orange and Lemons. Their songs are so indie.

I found this list of jokes while surfing around. It's applicable only if you're in primary school. I'm not so sure if they accept it in secondary or poly though. Anyway, enjoy!

KIDS IN GRADE SCHOOL THINK FAST

TEACHER: Why are you late?

WEBSTER: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign

WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"

JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

GEORGE: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: George!
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TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have
today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WILLIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?

TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
same day, same time."
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TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down
his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing
it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."
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TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?

PUPIL: A teacher.


Cheers!

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